Hi, my name is Sketcher and I’m a barkoholic. There, I said it, now can you take this stupid thing off! My female master decided it would be a good idea to put this extra collar on me. At first I thought it was a little bling…but then…I barked. $O#*^@#%@$&(($(@_@ it sprayed me!!! I get pissed, so I bark at the collar and it sprays me again! Now I’m scared…I start to tremble, maybe even pee a little, but I’m getting used to it. Fortunately I know when it’s on me and when it’s off, so I don’t have to stop barking when it’s not on.
But is this the right answer? Isn’t there a 12-step program I can go through instead? And I’m only a social barker so it’s not like it’s really a problem, I can quit whenever I want to.